I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Meh. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I had more, but you go ahead. No, she’ll probably make me do it. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
No. We’re on the top. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. Your best is an idiot! No, she’ll probably make me do it. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”!
I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? What?! Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? He is here.
